The Year was 624 BC

The year was 624 BC and my balls where larger than ever. It was a very sexy year, I remember it well. Papa was chewing the skin off his left arm and Mama was eating what Pap would regurgitate. Great times where had by all. Even little Sammy Swivles was able to obtain a new upper lip. Our neighbor Tommy Erlumps was torturing the local sheriff in his makeshift dungeon under his house using business cards stolen from the commercial district of town. The dental records blasted out of my brand new speakers made strictly of moose scrotum which would anger the paraplegics who live in the attic.

I didn’t care if my teeth blasted the paraplegics out of bed in the morning. They had their job of licking all the sick children in town in hopes that they would be healed from what ever sickness ailed them. Papa blew me kisses from the space ship in the bathroom when i would get upset. All of this of course was strictly business; we needed the money to keep Mama alive. As a little girl she performed acrobatic tricks which was a normal job at the time, the only problem was that Mama, was born with a horse head. She could only stay under water for no more than 24 seconds which meant Mama couldn't come with us to the beach.


Women Speak

Blue Woman: "Oh my, what a dispicable act!"

Green Woman: "Yes Samantha, I know... people can be such heathens!"

Blue Woman: "Just thinking about it makes me yadda yadda yadda!"

Green Woman: "You know, he stole my blah blah blah."

Blue Woman: "Hahah, yadda... blah.."

Green Woman: "Oh my god, your mouth! What happend to your mouth?"

Blue Woman: "!"

Magenta Woman: "?"